Andrew A. Rooney

"I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. "

"Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. "

"The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians. "

"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones. "