Anonymous

"A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. "

"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats. "

"Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I have loved you so long, Delighting in your company. "

"Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose. "

"Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it. "

"Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day. "

"Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it. "

"By courage I repel adversity. "

"Dare to be wise. "

"Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen. "

"God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project. "

"I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. "

"If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where. "

"If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price. "

"It is light grief that can take counsel. "

"Liberals are very broadminded they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side. "

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease. "

"May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say. "

"No man deserves punishment for his thoughts. "

"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better. "

"The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off. "

"There are no thanks for a kindness, which has been delayed. "

"Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working. "

"Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice. "

"To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. "

"To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty. "

"Unity in things necessary, liberty in things doubtful, charity in everything. "

"Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences. "

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever "

"You add insult to injury. "