Casey Stengel

"Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. "

"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. "

"The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. "

"The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it. "

"There comes a time in every man's life and I've had many of them. "

"They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ballgames. "

"Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em. "