Charles M. Schulz

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. "

"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. "

"I know the answer The answer lies within the heart of all mankind The answer is twelve I think I'm in the wrong building. "

"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right "

"No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. "

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. "

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night. "

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... "

"There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. "

"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational. "

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh There's so little hope for advancement. "