Child Age 15

"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life "

"I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict. "

"The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think it odd that I drive without pants. "

"Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about the last words of my favorite uncle A truck "