David Frost

"America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth. "

"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. "

"Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home. "

"The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. "