David Letterman

"Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. "

"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. "

"I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. "

"New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. "

"Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. "

"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. "

"Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. "

"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75 of the population. "