Franklin P. Jones

"All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day. "

"Don't be afraid to talk to yourself. It's the only way you can be sure somebody's listening. "

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. "

"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger. "

"It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. "

"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to. "

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. "

"Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his. "

"One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget. "

"Originality is the art of concealing your source. "

"Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians. "

"Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in. "

"The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for you to rest on them. "

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. "

"The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back. "

"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. "