Fulton John Sheen

"Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. "

"I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. "

"It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold up anything. "

"Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like every sale, is registered and recorded. "