Herb Caen

"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. "

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. "

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. "

"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. "

"There are more of them than us. "