Jerry Seinfeld

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. "

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. "

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. "

"The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be. "

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. "