Kin Hubbard
"A good listener is usually thinking about something else. "
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. "
"Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. "
"Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. "
"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed. "
"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. "
"Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. "
"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. "
"The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. "
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket. "
"There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it "