Mae West

"'I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice 'Only today I happen to have a headache.' "

"A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction. "

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. "

"He who hesitates is a damned fool. "

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. "

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. "

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. "

"Sex is emotion in motion. "

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful. "

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. "

"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. "

"You're never too old to become younger. "