Peter De Vries

"I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning. "

"It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. "

"Life is a zoo in a jungle. "

"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. "

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. "

"The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. "

"The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults. "