Roald Dahl
"A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. "
"And Charlie, don't forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after. "
"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. "
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. "
"We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. "