Robert Byrne

"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. "

"Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. "

"Getting caught is the mother of invention. "

"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. "

"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. "

"Partying is such sweet sorrow. "

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose. "

"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. "

"Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. "