Ronnie Shakes

"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' "

"I like life. It's something to do. "

"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought What the hell good would that do "

"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. "