Saki
"A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. "
"Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts. "
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. "
"He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. "
"People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system that produced green Chartreuse can never really die. "
"The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened. "