Sam Levenson

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button. "

"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it. "

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. "

"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. "