Tallulah Bankhead

"Here's a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once. "

"I'm as pure as the driven slush. "

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. "

"It's the good girls who keep diaries the bad girls never have the time. "

"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. "

"They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum. "