Victor Borge

"Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. "

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. "

"I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't. "

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. "

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. "

"The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things. "